Yoni New Age Baloney

Filmed "on location" inside the back room storage of a new age holistic health retailer, Pellikandy proves the usefulness of new age healing remedies, and other questionable products, using Marko as a test subject. The Vankick Institute of Hyper Active Performance Fighting And Fighting Fitness sponsors the show with Pellikandy proclaiming that he is now imbued with ultimate martial arts mastery. The free give away is an black metal rod which claims to have a number of legitimately "helpful" uses. Pellikandy desperately attempts to get "Dwayne The Rock Johnson" to answer his calls but settles for "Taylor Swift" instead during the celebrity interview.